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avatar Bruce_Da_Shark 29 day.ago

The Insects and the Rodents decided to have a football match.

After the first quarter the insects were losing badly, they were missing one player. Captain Cockroach called a time-out, went to the locker room and found Mr.Centipede still sitting there. "Hey! Mr.centipede, why aren't you on the field?" asked Captain Cockroach. "Sorry captain, I'm still putting on my shoes," said Mr.Centipede.

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